#Death race 2 movie cast driver#

Titties are the new welcome to the neighborhood fruit basket from Rodeo Realty.Д 0:04:03: Enter Luke Goss, who is clearly Not Jason Statham. He lives on a palatial estate with a topless supermodel. YouвЂ™re the actor sacrificing your dignity and career in place of Joan Allen for this sequel. Privatize industry and everything made out of rusted out sheet metal from the Thunderdome and South American shanty towns.Д 0:03:58: Sean Bean. ItвЂ™s kinda like a Dad yelling, вЂњDonвЂ™t make me come back there!вЂќ You know, when thereвЂ™s a race riot in the back seat of a cross country traveling minivan.Д 0:03:41: IвЂ™m glad they saved money by drying out and reusing the set from Waterworld for the prison. All it takes to quell a televised prison race riot is the appearance of a single helicopter. ThatвЂ™s Oscar winner Sylvester Stallone, I remind you.Д 0:03:40: Lookie that. As with all action movies, we get mundane shit in slo-mo and action sequences sped up to the point where you canвЂ™t see jack shit. Without Joan Allen, I fear for the feminist message of Death Race: Speeding Unto The Target Bargain Bin.Д 0:03:19: Thank God for the slo-mo appearance of a helicopter. No point in having an attractive female newscaster if sheвЂ™s not supposedly porking her way to the top. And Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat, Robin Shou, back as 14K.Д 0:03:03: Good.

True story: I play D&D with the other son from Mr. Fred Koehler, who played the fidgety pit crewman Lists - he was SchillingerвЂ™s son on вЂњOzвЂќ and one of the sons in Mr. They just gun everyone down and then deal with the corpses later.Д 0:03:00: A lot of actors are returning from the original. FOX News is pretty much there already.Д 0:02:45: Are the prison guards wearing Darth Vader helmets? I like the cut of their jib. Because it IS a driving movie.Д 0:01:58: Danny TrejoвЂ™s character is named Goldberg?! Like the delicious Peanut Chews? Shalom, motherfuckers.Д 0:02:13: RAAAAAAACCCEE 00:02:27: Aha! Broadcasting directing from the penitentiary walls. IвЂ™m giving the Asians the odds on dying first in the race. So now, we put big pictures on our convicts like a McDonaldвЂ™s combo menu.Д 0:01:48: First line of dialogue, and itвЂ™s a racial slur. Is this how weвЂ™re identifying characters now? Stereotyping is old hat.

ItвЂ™s actually in the SAG bylaws.Д 0:01:28: Thank God the skinhead has a big swastika on the back of his bald head. If youвЂ™re gonna make a prison movie, you need to cast at least one tat-covered Mexican. The Weyland Corporation owns Terminal Island, which takes itвЂ™s name from FOXвЂ™s failed attempt at a competitive dating show featuring cancer patients.Д 0:01:14: Danny Trejo comes out in the opening scene and pulls off his shirt, just in case you forgot heвЂ™s covered in tattoos. I think our appeals system should be based on gladiatorial combat.Д 0:00:46: All prisons are privatized by corporations. I love the alternative prison hells of the future. Prison system reached its breaking point. You bastards! That was our planet! You blew it up! You BLEW IT UP! YOU DAMN DIRTY SEQUEL MONGERING APES!!!!Д 0:00:27: The U.S. On Unrated Blu-ray no less.Д 0:00:21: Hard rock and the Universal logo getting demolished by flaming chunks of rock and cinders. I had finally entered the proper level of mental mediocracy to appreciate this fine piece of cinematic entertainment. ThatвЂ™s when the employee gestured that it was a PUSH door. I pulled and pulled on the handle, wondering why the hell the store was closed at 9 PM on a Tuesday. Our Blockbuster gift card was sacrificed to the lone rental store still located in Burbank. I donвЂ™t want to type the word Death Race anymore.

#Death race 2 movie cast driver#

Death Race 2 gives us the backstory on the character Frankenstein, the mysterious metal-faced driver who died in the first scenes of Death Race. ItвЂ™s not a video game movie, but it damn well should be. 00:00:00: Death Race 2, also known as Death Race: Frankenstein Lives, is the direct to DVD prequel to 2008вЂ™s Death Race, which was allegedly a prequel to 1975вЂ™s Death Race 2000.